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Don’t Break the Chain(s)

Dean Farley
Premier Guitar March 2008


Signal Chain Greetings, everyone! Before we meander down the signal chain any further, I thought that it would be a good idea to talk briefly about maintaining your chain and keeping everything in good order. Practicing some simple routines will help you avoid any breakdown in your signal chain.

The very first part of this maintenance schedule involves keeping your strings as clean as possible. Since this particular subject happens to be very near and dear to me, I have discovered a few handy tricks and developed some basic rules throughout the years that will keep your strings squeaky clean at all times. Rule number one suggests that no one other than yourself should handle or play your instruments. It may seem odd, but there are several important reasons for this rule. Most importantly, it will completely sidestep the possibility of mixing any other player’s skin chemistry with your own skin’s acid/oil makeup.

This compound chemical reaction can prove quite fatal to a set of guitar strings and the real bummer is that it can – and will – happen when you least expect it. Say you keep a guitar out in the open on a stand or wall-hanger and one of your friends happens to pick it up and play it for only a moment or so. If you don’t remove their personal acids/oils from the strings immediately, their funky acidity can mesh with yours – all of the sudden, your strings are dead. Bear in mind that this can happen in an incredibly quick amount of time, depending on the other person’s chemical makeup; it’s no exaggeration when I say that I’ve seen this exact casualty happen in less than five minutes.

It should also be noted that what people eat and otherwise ingest can drastically shorten your strings’ lifespan – even certain over-the-counter medicines can cause total and complete mayhem. When you think about the possible costs of this chemical interaction, it can be amazingly high, especially if you’re the type that changes strings before every rehearsal or gig.

So what can we do to prevent our strings from suffering an early death? Luckily, the cure is amazingly cheap, coming in the form of a plastic bottle of lighter fluid (either Ronsonol or Zippo brand fluid will work just fine). This is simply the best couple of dollars you’ll ever spend for a literal ton of sonic prevention. The lighter fluid will safely and quickly remove all traces of acid and oil from the tops of your strings.

You’ll want to use common sense, but the lawyers insist that we’ve got to print the following: do not use lighter fluid around anything flammable.

One of the greatest characteristics of lighter fluid is that it evaporates within only a few seconds – it will not hurt fingerboards when used sparingly. Just put a half dollarsized spot of fluid on a clean cloth and run it up and down the entire playing length of the string, from the nut to the bridge. You may also want to slightly loosen the string so you can wrap that cloth around the whole string when cleaning. After cleaning each string ,simply retune and you’ll be good to go.

Over-stretching strings is another act of tonal terrorism if done in excess or incorrectly. A well-designed string should stretch out within seconds – not 15 minutes or more, as some people have reported to me as of late. Several gentle “pinch and release” lifts between the pickups using your thumb and index finger should suffice. Do not yank the strings in a Robin Hood “bow and arrow” motion either. This one mistake can kill strings faster than you might realize. Slow down and get it right – your guitars will thank you many times over.

If you are regularly breaking strings by the bridge saddles or stop-tailpiece, chances are you have a microscopic burr in the bridge saddle or elsewhere in that general area. I’ve seen the smallest burr slice through a .105 bass string like it was cheesecake. Bending strings is an art form that can take years to develop properly; if you slow down a steep bend, you’ll notice that you actually bend the string up just a hair before you finally take it all the way up to the desired pitch. This slight motion can prevent most string breakage. If you have strings breaking above the nut or in the middle of the fingerboard, that’s the telltale sign of a defective string; likewise, if you see a kink in any string of more than 30-45 degrees you can consider it history. Strings should unravel straight and have little bend in the length as it points downward. If any string seems to be in an arc (or semi-circle), then the string has been wrapped in the package too tightly. This can cause the string to wear out sooner than if it were loosely wrapped.

The moral of this story is this: take special care to make sure your guitar is setup correctly for you and clean your strings on a regular basis. Both you and your instrument will perform infinitely better. We’ll see you next month.



Dean Farley
Dean Farley is the chief designer of "Snake Oil Brand Strings" (www.sobstrings.net) and has had a profound influence on the trends in the strings of today

     

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Comments

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Martin Schiesel
on 11/11/2011
Been waiting on a string order since June....Screwing customers out of money will assure you a special place in Hell.....
Andrea Reynolds
on 09/09/2011
Hey Dean... remember me? I am Mike Reynolds' sister, Andrea/ How are you doing? Great articles!
Out Forty Bucks
on 09/01/2011
Wow. Dean checks in here but can't return some simple emails. Your business management SUCKS dude. SUCKS! I yell it from the tallest peaks. SUCKS! Unfortunate, too. I really liked SOB strings. Not anymore.
Pete
on 08/11/2011
I ordered 12 sets of strings from him on april 19th and I still haven't received them yet! He wont return my emails either. Any reason why I cant even get my money back?
Dean Farley
on 01/24/2011
Hello Mr. Bagasol, Due to some technical difficulties I may not have gotten your emails. That is fixed now and I strongly suggest that you email me at Leomuser@aol.com so we can satisfy this issue. Same goes for Mr. Weiderman. There are no delivery issues now at all. No charlatan here I can assure you. I just care more about what I do! Sincerely, Dean Farley
B.Bagasol
on 01/20/2010
I still haven't received the strings I ordered. "Snake Oil" indeed. Dean Farley is a clearly some kind of genius charlatan, that's the only explanation I can think of.
David Garber
on 11/13/2009
I finally got my strings but I had to file a complaint with Paypal first . I got them 2 days later . The strings are really nice, but they are just strings and not worth prepaying and waiting . There are a lot of alternatives to SOB that's for sure .
David Garber
on 10/19/2009
Add my name on to the list . I ordered 3 sets from Dean around 5 weeks ago . I got one reply saying the strings would ship out next week . Since then no strings and no more replies. I am sure they are great strings but who can wait that long if you are a gigging musician .
Steve Balzac
on 09/21/2009
Waiting 2 months so far. No replies to emails. Would not consider ordering from this person again. I recommend some
online research before ordering from SOB. Wish I had.
B. Bagasol
on 09/09/2009
Oh, no. I just ordered 4 sets from SOB's site two days ago and now I'm genuinely concerned. I searched online for other comments about problems with SOB's service, some complaints date back to 2005. Dean, don't let me down.



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