Finally, a good use for smelly gift candles! While the wife isn’t looking, gather up two or three of these from around the house, and melt them down in an old saucepan. Keep a close eye; it will only take a few minutes for them to melt. Once they’re melted, you’ll want to get underway ASAP, before the wax gets too hot and starts stinking up the house. Someone somewhere will swear we need beeswax from a rare breed of Tibetan honeybee, but this is supposed to be for fun, dig?