Congratulations! You’ve just made it through this entire magazine. That’s a lot of reading
and, boy, are you bushed. Rather than prattle on for roughly 500 words about pedals, amps,
humbuckers versus single-coils, tubes this, solid-state that, tone is great, blah, blah, blah, I’d like
to reward you with some crudely drawn, mindless cartoons.
I give you the first—and perhaps last—PG Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire.
Thanks for answering our Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire! If you answered (A) or (B), you’re a nice, somewhat sheltered person—and perhaps a tad naïve. If you answered (C), you’re a jaded musician who has been kicked around by a heartless industry.
A Nashville guitar slinger who works primarily in television,
John Bohlinger has recorded and toured with over 30
major-label artists. His songs and playing can be heard
in major motion pictures, on major-label releases, and in
literally hundreds of television drops. Visit him at youtube.com/user/johnbohlinger