Steve Cook combats a truckload of technical
difficulties at a recent outdoor festival:
No signal due to a faulty DI, a funky
mix from having to re-route his signal, and
a malfunctioning mic—all of this on top of
an empty stomach.
If you ever took music lessons, you were
probably told to play your scales until
they were “perfect.” We would labor to
get them right, but even if every tone was
smooth and even—with every note the exact
same length, intensity, and volume—the
execution would still not be perfect. It could
be excellent, or possibly even world-class,
but not perfect. The more worldly instructors
know that this is an impossible task, yet
they encourage us to aim high. Perfection is
the level we should try for in everything we
do—from musical performance to how we
carry ourselves to how we set up our gear—
because the closer to perfect we can get, the
less room there is for error.
When you sign that imaginary contract
to become a professional musician (now I see
why the high school guidance counselor didn’t
have a booklet on this occupation), then your
goal should always be perfection. You want to
nail the audition. You want to play the show
perfectly. You want your gear to work flawlessly
every time. But since this is real life we are
talking about, we all know this really doesn’t
happen. There are just too many factors at
play that get in the way. It’s one thing to have
a perfect show day, but it is another thing
all together to know when that day is falling
short and how have the mindset to overcome
the hurdles keeping you from your goal.
Recently, we had a one-off show that
took us from Nashville to Cedar Rapids,
Iowa. One-offs are easy—you get on the
bus, do a show, and then head right back
home. It’s a simple concept, and since we’ve
done this hundreds of times, the situations
almost run themselves. Almost.
The first problem we had was with the
trailer, which caused a four-hour delay and
pretty much set the tone for the day. Instead
of a soundcheck or even a decent line check,
we were shifted from our plan of a comfortable
load in and setup to what is known
as a “throw and go.” Our setup is not that
complex and our crew can usually have us
up and running in no time at all. Take away
the video walls, “ego ramps,” and the moving
lights and smoke, and our setup is essentially
not much different from that of a local bar
band. At its core, it’s still a guitar or bass
going into an amp that’s plugged into the PA.
Until the problems set in. Without the
benefit of a soundcheck, we just ran through
the signals of each instrument, and of course,
there was no signal from the bass rig. There
is nothing worse than being the cause for a
show delay, especially since I pride myself on
having my gear in top working order. But as
stressful as it is, that moment of imperfection
is not the time to worry—it’s the time
to fix it and get it right. For no apparent
reason, my preamp DI decided not to work,
even though it was 100 percent just two days
prior. The minutes seem like hours trying to
fix the problem, and since I didn’t have the
benefit of a bass tech, I was behind the rig
getting things back up and running.
As the show began, other little imperfections
popped up. While the bass issue was
fixed with re-routing, the gain was now
way off from the normal mix and everyone
onstage was needing adjustments. It didn’t
help that monitor world (the catchy insider
name for where the monitor engineer is
stationed) was offstage and below our field
of vision. And this meant the engineer had
to make an adjustment, then move to where
we could see him, and then go back to the
console. I think he walked a mile in 30-foot
increments during that 60-minute set. Then
my microphone went out (the gnomes had
it in for me that day), the drummer’s snare
broke onstage, and the piano was having
issues as well. Take into account that we
hadn’t eaten or showered, and it suddenly
had the makings for “one of those gigs we’ll
always talk about.” But in reality, it wasn’t
that bad.
The thousands of people who paid to
see the show had no clue that we were having
problems onstage. The lady in the third
row could have cared less if I didn’t have
enough keyboards in my in-ear monitors.
And even if she had known about it, she
was there to see the artist, not a sideman.
With so many problems that could
potentially plague a show, it’s a wonder
things like this don’t happen more often.
But truth be told, they really do happen all
the time. And the ability to work through
the adversity and make the show happen
will separate players in a hurry. Guys that
freak out over a bad cable or an ear mix
tend to have a shorter shelf life than others
who can adjust and still play a perfect show,
or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
You’re probably scratching your head
as to what to take away from this column.
The first point is that we’re not perfect, but
setting very high standards and expectations
for ourselves will set us apart as musicians,
performers, and composers. When you
push yourself, your results will get better,
and in turn, you become better.
Another thought you should consider:
What do you do when perfection isn’t
reached? I didn’t have a perfect show, but
some said it was one of the best shows
they’ve been to. Your gear will not always
perform how you want it to, so get to know
your equipment and what makes it tick.
Luckily, most musicians are tinkerers and
can make things work in a pinch. No player
is perfect, no bass is perfect (though that ’59
P comes awfully close), and no gig is perfect.
Life also isn’t perfect, and we’re thrown
challenges every day. Get to know yourself
because you could be fighting yourself in
your reach for perfection. How do you
practice? Are you late for rehearsal? Do you
get mad when someone says you’re playing
something incorrectly? Think about what
happens when you get in the way of you,
and how to keep yourself in the best headspace
you can.
Steve Cook is currently
fortifying himself
in the back of a tour
bus, awaiting the low-end
revolution. He can
be reached at
info@shinybass.com until the
coast is clear.