'80s Guitar Ads, Pt. 2
Crate G1500 Stack
So many things are wrong here that we’re practically speechless. Steve Lynch (left)—who seems to be thinking “Can we just leave him up there?”—looks the very picture of classic ’80s-rocker coolness in contrast with Steve Plunkett’s terrifying mélange of creepster face, perm gone awry, socks over spandex, and a needlessly butchered Explorer rip-off. Hard to believe Autograph didn’t have more longevity than it did ….