'80s Guitar Ads, Pt. 2
Electro-Voice ER Speakers
Synth Lady: You guys really think I slashed them enough? I mean, I still gotta have pockets …
Guitarist: Um, I have some concerns here. First off, these are good jeans, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to cut them up. Second, I thought we’d settled on the whole mountain-man surf-music thing …
Sax Man: DAMN, girl, those pants make me want to sax you up right now.
Vocalist: Guys, guys … let’s just calm down. Breathe … in and out … in and out. Maybe we can make this work for us, y’know—like, the New Village People, or something. The important thing is that we are one. BE the music …