Like almost every Simon & Patrick we cross paths with, the build quality is very clean. On the Woodland Pro parlor, the exterior detail work and finish are well executed and thoughtful. The rosewood rosette lends a modern and distinctly Simon & Patrick touch, the white binding lends an uptown-and-classy, dressed-up look, and the three-color sunburst has a unique honey hue. The guitar is darn near flawless on the inside too, the exception being a groove in the kerfing that’s cut a bit too wide.
Parlor Tricks
As it turns out, the Woodland Pro Parlor is a master of illusion. The low end it generates, at times, seems to defy physics. And in spite of the diminutive dimensions, it generates not just freakishly big bass, but a bottom end full of overtones, body, and dimension. Likewise, the sustain is sometimes mind-blowing—way more in line with a piano than parlor guitar. The Woodland Pro Parlor is a potential recording star.
Ratings
Pros: Bass and sustain that seem to defy the laws of nature. Amazingly versatile.
Cons: Might be a few bucks too many for some players.
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Street: $749
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Overachieving lows aside, the guitar sounds very even, concise, and colorful without being bossy—qualities that can make an acoustic rhythm track or fingerpicked melody sit perfectly in a mix. There’s plenty of definition for funky syncopated rhythms and hammer-ons, but delicate picking generates a spectrum of harpsichord- and dulcimer-like tones that can work in harmony with a dreadnought rhythm part or a bass track.
Playing pentatonic blues leads is a treat. Individual notes have a cool, snarling clarity, and the guitar as a whole has very elastic feel and playability that invites bends. Here again, that logic-defying sustain comes into play. And you can linger with a single note quivering with finger vibrato for a bar—or two—without going AWOL in a song.
A lot of players probably won’t give a parlor a second glance, because of its Lilliputian dimensions. But pickers who take even a minute to explore the many possibilities of the Woodland Pro Parlor are likely to be amply rewarded for their open-mindedness and curiosity. At almost 750 bucks, the Woodland Pro Parlor isn’t a cheap second guitar. But what’s most impressive abut it is the way that it can stand in for just about any flattop, save for a dreadnought or jumbo—especially in the studio. It may be small, but in the Woodland Pro Parlor, many players might just find all the guitar they ever need.
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Read the rest of the reviews in the roundup:
- Epiphone EL-00 Pro
- Simon & Patrick Woodland Pro Parlor
- Guild M-120
- Loar LO-215
- Martin 000X1AE