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Ear to the Ground: Sharkmuffin's "Quarter Machine"

This trio of badass women bashes out trashy rock that's equally inspired by Patti Smith, MC5, and Jack White.

Sharkmuffin is a hard-rocking, all-female power-trio hailing from Brooklyn ā€”though you wouldnā€™t be the first to guess that this kind of decadently trashy rock ā€™nā€™ roll was born in the streets of Detroit. The distorted guitar that kickstarts ā€œQuarter Machineā€ growls like it was forged from the fires of Jack Whiteā€™s mind.

But the riffs here are also balanced with an old-school snarl that recalls moments of greatness from the MC5ā€™s late, great Fred Smith. Itā€™s not until guitarist/singer Tarra Thiessen takes the mic with a Patti Smith-esque swagger that we can hear some salient New York Groove. And then thereā€™s that one-two punch of the rhythm section. Drummer Janet LaBelle pounds her kit with a ham-fisted, meat-and-potatoes style as Natalie Kirch reminds us that bass fuzz can be a beautiful thing.

ā€œFoul Playā€ opens the bandā€™s 1097 EP with a cool, piercing lead that stings like a tattoo gun as Thiessen channels a young Chrissie Hynde. At only a minute and 33 seconds in length, ā€œQuarter Machineā€ also channels the power of 1990s riot grrrl luminaries like Bikini Kill and Team Dresch. ā€œTEN TENā€ is easily the most experimental cut here. Thereā€™s so much distortion, feedback, and delay that before the similarly short recording ends, you can totally imagine Thurston Moore knocking on the bandā€™s rehearsal door with a contract in hand.

The amalgam of all these influences swirls into a sound thatā€™s purely Sharkmuffin. Sometimes itā€™s hard to tell if theyā€™re a band or a gang or both. sharkmuffin.com


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