How jaded are you?

Congratulations! You've just made it through this entire magazine. That's a lot of reading and, boy, are you bushed. Rather than prattle on for roughly 500 words about pedals, amps, humbuckers versus single-coils, tubes this, solid-state that, tone is great, blah, blah, blah, I'd like to reward you with some crudely drawn, mindless cartoons. I give you the first—and perhaps last—PG Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire.














Thanks for answering our Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire! If you answered (A) or (B), you're a nice, somewhat sheltered person—and perhaps a tad naïve. If you answered (C), you're a jaded musician who has been kicked around by a heartless industry.


John Bohlinger

A Nashville guitar slinger who works primarily in television,

John Bohlinger has recorded and toured with over 30

major-label artists. His songs and playing can be heard

in major motion pictures, on major-label releases, and in

literally hundreds of television drops. Visit him at youtube.com/user/johnbohlinger or facebook.com/johnbohlinger.

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