Congratulations! You've just made it through this entire magazine. That's a lot of reading
and, boy, are you bushed. Rather than prattle on for roughly 500 words about pedals, amps,
humbuckers versus single-coils, tubes this, solid-state that, tone is great, blah, blah, blah, I'd like
to reward you with some crudely drawn, mindless cartoons.
I give you the first—and perhaps last—PG Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire.
Thanks for answering our Primitive Cartoon Questionnaire! If you answered (A) or (B), you're a nice, somewhat sheltered person—and perhaps a tad naïve. If you answered (C), you're a jaded musician who has been kicked around by a heartless industry.
A Nashville guitar slinger who works primarily in television,
John Bohlinger has recorded and toured with over 30
major-label artists. His songs and playing can be heard
in major motion pictures, on major-label releases, and in
literally hundreds of television drops. Visit him at youtube.com/user/johnbohlinger or facebook.com/johnbohlinger.
Boyd Holbrook is a fan of “Dueling Banjos.”Photo by Leo Jacob
Whether or not Jimi Hendrix actually played this guitar might come down to how lucky its buyer feels.Photo courtesy of Imperial Vintage Guitars Reverb Shop
